(20 points to whomever gets that movie reference!)

We adopted Ben just under a year ago.  We've both grown rather fond of the big doofus, even if he does damn near eat us out of house and home.  He's 2 1/2 now, which is apparently adolescence in dog years.

And boy howdy, does he show it.

A few months into winter this year, Ben picked up the unenviable habit of chasing cars.  He's also big on lying in the middle of the road, which is obviously problematic.  However, it's the car chasing that got him into trouble.  He doesn't chase all cars, but is definitely big on diesel trucks, which makes sense; his previous owners had one.  Ben's love of hanging out in the road has been reinforced by some of our neighbors, who will drive by, roll down the window, and reach out to pet him.  We love that our neighbors like him, but it's a bit of a problem.

Especially when I'm down in Denver and I get a call from Greg telling me that Animal Control has stopped by, due to complaints from some of the neighbors about Ben and his car-chasing habits.  Even more so when Ben chases the woman's car down the driveway. *sigh*  Hello, written warning.

The snow was too high to put him anywhere without some major overhaul, so we let him run for a few days.  Until, that is, I was awakened by the joint sounds of Ben barking and a car horn honking like mad.  My decision to pen him up was only reinforced by me calling Ben, having him turn to look at me and wag his tail, and then him joyfully taking off to chase another truck. 

I managed to wrangle open the snowed-in gate to the upper pen and tried to entice Ben to come in.  The closest I could get was the opposite side of the driveway, but when I tried to grab the scruff of his neck to lead him in, Ben just dropped to the ground and went limp.  Cue me dragging a completely passive 150-lb-or-so dog across the driveway, up a hill, and into the upper pen.  It was one hell of a workout, and Ben was filthy by the time I was done.

So, for the last couple of months, Ben has been relegated to the upper pen.  We know we need to get a trainer out here to work with him on collar and leash (at the very least), but the last several months have been apeshit 'round here.  And we're broke. *sigh*  So Ben has been hanging out in the pen, barking waaaay too much for our enjoyment, but otherwise doing just fine.

Last week, I got a call from a concerned neighbor regarding Ben and his lack of shelter.  I told her that we had plans to put our lean-to back up, but we'd had to wait until the snow melted enough.  I mentioned that I'd gone out there that morning, but the wood was too saturated with water for me to lift--and that I was leaving that afternoon to go to Denver for several days.  In addition, I told her about Ben's heavy double coat, that his breed was intended as an outdoor working dog, and really, he was just fine.  We'd had the bottom door of the hay shed open for him during the winter when it was really cold, but it was barely getting below freezing these nights.

However, when I got back from Denver, we'd received another call from Animal Control.  As suspected, the current complaints were about Ben's lack of shelter.  Greg tried to tell her about Ben being a working guard dog, to which she wanted to know what, exactly, he was guarding.  We also told her that we couldn't keep him in the lower pen with the goats or on the deck because he could jump out, so we kept him in the one place we could.  Despite the fact that Ben is the exact same mix-breed of dog that guards the sheep in the high country all winter long, Animal Control was only mollified at the promise of a shelter (horses, cattle, and sheep on open range don't get shelter, and Ben's got a longer, thicker double coat than any two of those species combined).  We got the lean-to up earlier this week, and I've seen him use it exactly once.  Most of the time, even when offered bare earth, Ben is perfectly content to lay in the snow.

And then there's the barking.  When I was in Denver, I picked up a static shock anti-bark dog collar after much consultation with a trainer and pet store manager.  I trimmed a little of the hair at Ben's throat this morning and fastened the collar on.  It sort-of worked for maybe 5 minutes, but has been fuck-all useful the rest of the day.  Looks like I'm going to have to break out the beard trimmer and have a go at the thick hair around his neck in order to get the collar to fit properly.

I wonder if I can get away with using Greg's. o.O
 
The snow has now reached the point where the wether can jump out of the pen, via the top of the trash can used to hold sweet feed.

This does not spell Good Things.  Particularly since Ben sleeps in the hay shed, and the open dutch-door bottom means that while he can get in and out, so can the goats.

*sigh*  I really don't want to be dealing with this right now.
 
Saw my first fox today in ages.  Ben has apparently been doing a good job at keeping them away, but it always delights me to see that rusty red ghosting over the snow.
 
Apparently, today is the day where the animals eat all of my food.

Went to the grocery store today.  Greg's back at his winter job, which means he has regular hours on top of his other gigs, but I knew he'd be home in time for dinner tonight.  As a surprise, I'd picked up a bargain-bin steak for him and some blue cheese sliders for me.

Once home, I dumped ice and water out of the animals' buckets and used them to bring the groceries inside.  I left the steak and sliders for the second round, not wanting to put raw meat in with the vegetables I'd bought.  I left the back of my car open and went to put everything away.

Half the groceries away, water buckets emptied, rinsed, and refilled, email checked, and lunch eaten, I went back outside to finish up.  I absently loaded the rest of the groceries into a reusable bag and took them over to the base of the steps.  While I was dickering around with ice in the rabbits' bowls, I suddenly realized that . . . I . . . hadn't . . . seen . . . either the steak or sliders in the back of my car.  I walked over, checked, wondered if I'd left them at the store, remembered my decision to leave them in the back of the car . . .

. . . and, looking at the giant dog asleep in the parking pad, suddenly understood all too well what had happened to them.  *facepalm*

To add insult to injury, I went back to finish with the rabbits.  While I was doing so, one of the goats wandered up to me to sniff at their grain pellets.  I hollered and swatted at the goat.  She wandered off while I tended to the bunnies.

Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed one of the cabbages laying on the ground.  I whipped around to discover the goat merrily munching away on the outermost leaves of the other cabbage, her head halfway inside the grocery bag.  Cue more hollering, swatting, and cabbage retrieval.



. . . Some days, I think the mosquitoes might have been worth putting up with after all.
 
I really don't know where the summer went.  o.O 

I hear the Farmer's Almanac was calling for a short summer and a heavy winter, and it sounds like they're right:  we got our first minor frost a couple of weeks ago.  We're able to leave the garden uncovered most nights, but there's been a night or two where it's gotten down to the 30s.  The days have been pretty hot last week, and the grasshoppers have been going mad.  I've decided that the early-flowering broccoli will be my sacrificial plant this year.  Not that I had much of a choice in the matter.  The tomatillos are going apeshit, but the quinoa never came up this year.

Turkey coop still not built yet, although we've hired a guy to work on it.  I did end up converting the wood trailer into a coop, which has been amusing--I keep referring to our "white trash turkeys."  They're getting big, and we have at least 2-3 toms.  One has a crooked toe on his foot.

The goats have started roaming, so we've pretty much had to keep them penned and resort to hay.  They've also scrunched down the back fence in the lower pasture to the point where they can climb over and get out, so no more keeping them down there.  *sigh*  I think I just need to rip out the wire and the weak post, put in a stronger one with cement, and build a wooden fence.  It'll definitely prevent the goats from getting their heads stuck--Brandie sent me a couple of lulus this year.  Two or three of them are dumb as rocks and keep getting their heads stuck.  Usually as I'm heading off to work and short on time.  *sigh*

Ben is still friendly, but has gotten a little weird about his neck again.  We need some serious grooming sessions after we pick up a rake for his undercoat.  Greg says he has a massive tick on his side, too.  Eww. >.<  He's been wandering pretty seriously, too, and we've had our first barking complaint from the neighbors.  To Ben's credit, it was a full moon and the coyotes have been singing like mad, but time to put the electric collar on him. *sigh*

Rabbits are doing well, although we're having a little trouble with the large hutch.  The large door has come undone a few times, resulting in "chase the rabbit" excursions.  One got away and made it under the stairs a few days ago, so we're pretty sure it's gone for good. *sigh*  Sucks, because we've found a couple of restaurants in town interested in carrying rabbit as a special.  Definitely time to switch breeds, although Hatasu has proved to be a very good mother.  We keep having to pull Nefertari's babies off of her and put them with Hatasu.  Nefertari is definitely not going to make it through winter.

Seriously, the end of August already?  GAH.
 
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Fuzzbutt

The other day, I realized that part of Ben's weird size issues were due to the fact that although he'd blown his winter coat on the front half of his body, his haunches and tail were still covered in thick insulation.  After finger-combing fuzz and grime out of him for a half-hour or so, I grabbed a small hairbrush and started going to town on him.  He loved it.

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Hair of the dog, seen from 20' above
I brushed him for a couple of hours, combing out thick down (which I was sorely tempted to gather and try to spin--his undercoat was about 3" long) all over the place.  I snipped out the dreadlocks from behind his ears and got most of his pre-shedded back.  Ben did really well, even when I got into the thickly matted stuff.  He would just turn around with a slightly injured look on his face, as if to say, Hey, that kinda hurts!  Although he got fidgety in snarled areas, he never got snippy, which was quite a relief.

Looking at all the hair I got off of him!  Combined with how long and soft his undercoat is, I'm quite tempted to save it, get it processed, and spin it up.  Like I really need another project, I know . . . but it's tempting.  Very.

Also, I would like to note for the record that we need to get him a Kong or some other toy.  In the middle of the night, Ben ate four of our chive plants, although I think a large part of it was the yellow plastic containers they were in.  He left the containers scattered in a semi-circle on the parking pad, and has run off with his little yellow bucket as a play toy, too.  Goofy dog.

Ben

6/1/2010

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Well, he barked all night last night.  And I do mean ALL night. *facepalm*  The sleep last night?  Not so good.

Let him out of the pen today--one of the does was bullying Ben and preventing him from getting to his food.  He took off and went a-roaming.

Ben came back.  I put a leash on him.  He laid down.  I pulled on the leash a little bit, and he went completely apeshit, whining and pulling and thrashing like mad.  I let go, and he ran off.  Poor Ben.

He came back later this evening and hung out in the lower pen.  I went down, fed him a giant Milk-bone, and unclipped the leash (which he was laying on).  I closed the gate behind me and went back to the house.

Cue the barking and mournful howling.  I quickly got the point.

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In separate news, the arboreal bukkake that is the sarvisberry devil-spawn is frickin' killing me.  I think I'm going to have to step the neti pot up to twice a day.  Oh, yeah, and go see Tim.

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Pre-selling the turkeys is going well.  I've gotten four down payments and several other people who have inquired that I need to follow up with.  Now I just need to build the shed for them in the next 3-4 weeks.  Yikes!
 
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Hatasu and babies, day 14
Yesterday, checking on the baby rabbits, we noticed that their eyes were juuuust beginning to open.  Ridiculously adorable.  :)  We think Nefertari is continuing to pluck herself bald, which is rather distressing.  She looks pretty moth-eaten.  Good thing it's summer.

All the adults are loving the fresh grass.   Yay, happy bunnies!

We got the four Toggenburgs from Casey today.  Two proven milkers, a yearling doe, and a yearling wether.  We'll butcher the wether come fall, but looks like we'll be heading into the milk goat biz next year.  *facepalm*  What are we (I) getting our(my)selves into?

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Erica & Ben
Ben came over today, too.  He's a big Akbash/Turkish Anatolian Shepherd/Great Pyrenees mix.  It's been a while since I've seen him, and he's HUGE, even though he's a bit over a year old (I think).  Although he's bred as a flock guardian, he's also kind of a big doofus.  He likes to lean against people and enjoys having his hips rubbed.  He's currently in dire need of a bath and a good brushing.

Unfortunately, he's also barking like hell a lot tonight.  Every time Greg or I went to go see him, he'd be fine, nothing there.  Ben's gone off several times this evening and I keep going outside to shush him, but it's late and I'm tired.  Hopefully, he'll calm down soon.